|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Upload Date||December 23, 2009|
|Written by||Lindsey Reckis|
|Directed by||Jason Schnell|
At the urging of his girlfriend Beth, Aaron agrees to play Monopoly on game night with Beth's friends, a married couple named Stacy and Ted. Throughout the game, Aaron behaves in an aggressive and foul-mouthed manner while using Call of Duty terminology and even going as far as to make sexual remarks towards Stacy. The couple, having had enough of Aaron's behavior, quit the game and leave as Aaron taunts them for quitting. Beth also follows suit and leaves Aaron for good, who seems oblivious to this as he asks her to buy him some beer as he keeps playing Modern Warfare.
- This episode is currently the most viewed episode of the series (as well as any of Reckless Tortuga's videos) with 11 million views.